It’s not self-defense with sewing needles, it’s Action Karate Quilts! I’ve seen a lot of random martial arts-themed products (for example, Steven Seagal’s Asian Experience), but this one has to be one of the most random. I guess if you like to quilt and also happen to make quilts for people into martial arts, then this is the perfect book for you. If you’re outside that narrow targeted demographic, however, maybe you should stick to samurai dolls and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pez.